Remember when you were a kid and those ads for x-ray glasses held the elusive dream that maybe, if you wore them right, you might actually see thru girls clothes as they walked down the street? Well, if you were as foolish as I was, and spent your hard-earned paper route money because of some ad in a comic book, you found out the hard way that the darn things didn't work.
Hi, I'm Mark Tirel. I'm an independant filmaker, and not too long ago I witnessed an event that not only made me forget my frustrating childhood and those bogus glasses but absolutely surpassed every fantasy I've ever had about seeing girls in public without any clothes on.
Something happens once a year in a sleepy little college town about 60 miles outside of Detroit down I-94. It defies every norm and custom known to civilized man. Hundreds of gorgeous young coeds go running naked through the streets. It is an absolutely breathtaking sight.The sheer electricity of the experience blows away even the most jaded observer.
The Naked Mile, as it has come to be known, celebrates the end of classes and the ascension of spring at the University of Michigan in Ann Arbor. With the onset of graduation and the prospects of summer vacations looming large, the students get a little crazy and do something they've probably never done before...and most likely never will again--get completely nude and run around town.
The Naked Mile was started in the mid 80's.
Originally it was just a bunch of
guys running around as part of a campus prank. But
as the 90's unfolded,
something unprecedented started happening - more
and more females began
participating.
And now, in this new millenium, literally hundreds of beautiful college coeds at the peak of their sexual vitality go bouncing about the streets of Ann Arbor for about an hour wearing nothing but Nikes and a smile. The forbidden dream had finally come true- It was like having my very own ringside seat in the GIRL'S LOCKER ROOM.
Not Hollywood's version - the real thing!
Some of the coeds are elegant- tall & slender. Others are curvaceous and big-breasted with firm bodies. The amazing thing was that they were just hanging around completely naked for me to feast my eyes on. I couldn't get enough.
There is just no way words can describe the scene that night. You simply have to see it to believe it. I filmed this event for my own personal viewing enjoyment, but every guy that's had a chance to see it wants his own copy. So, out of all the footage I shot that night, I have put together an underground film - Naked Mile Underground.
Running just under 35 minutes, it is now available for purchase exclusively on the net. [NEW: I've also included an additional 45 minutes of raw, unedited footage from the following year's Naked Mile at no additional cost. The combined running time of both videos (including some recursive shots) is 80 minutes.]
The video has one close-up after another of bubbly,
college coeds entirely naked
from head to toe. I really feel like I captured
all the tension in
Ann Arbor that night...There's the throngs of observers lining
the streets anticipating
the imminent arrival of the runners. Then the rush,
excitement and explosion of
energy as the runners lope their way through the crowd
in all their naked glory.
A few of these young women even
appear to be blushing!!
I freely roamed in the midst
of these events and let me tell you,
watching this video makes you feel like you're almost
standing there right alongside me.
Those
x-ray glasses could never
show you anything like this.
In fact, even though I was there, it's hard to
believe that something like this
could actually happen in public... But it did.
The best description of the Naked Mile I've ever heard is
that it's like a modern-day
fertility dance. The film I've put together shames
every sleazy X-rated skin
flick ever made. The runners are not
silicone-dependent "exotic" dancers who'll drop
their drawers for anyone who can scrounge up the
price of a lapdance. They
weren't jaded Hollywood actresses angling for the
best camera shot either.
They're simply sweet midwestern girl-next-door types
who for the first and
probably last time in their lives exposed
themselves in public. I
can't really explain it, but when an angelic
looking young woman is
looking up at you completely naked, and
smiling, it touches a nerve somewhere deep
inside. If you
don't believe in "Intelligent Design", you will
now. I'm pretty confident that, in this one film,
you'll see more totally
fresh and innocent college women completely naked at
one time than most guys
see in their entire lives.
If you're like me
and enjoy viewing the delicate female body in all
its
resplendent beauty, then you oughta consider picking
up a copy of this video.
Watch it with someone you love. Heck...watch it
with the guys. Take it
from me--You'll watch it again and again.
Thanks for visiting the Naked Mile Underground.
Hope you'll check out the film.
Mark Tirel
After the run, many of the students
stopped to get dressed.
I caught them completely unaware (and completely naked!) as they began
dressing...pulling up panties...
and hooking up bras.
(Because of the frank and extended footage of
total frontal female
nudity,
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NAKED MILE UNDERGROUND
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