MUCH AS I DO?????
I mean, like, how many breasts do you have to see before you just gag and say "boring!!!"
But cute naked guys are a whole different story!
I can watch them...ummm...
all day long!!!
So I have prepared a specially edited raw
footage
tape of the cutest, most adorable buff college guys
running totally naked. You know
it's got to a point where I won't even date a guy
until I've either seen him run the Naked Mile or
caught him on my video. If you're like me and been
greatly disappointed once too often after it was too
late, you should be able to appreciate my
position.
Of course I have the advantage of being a recent
University of Michigan
alum, and still live near the Ann Arbor area (where
the Naked Mile is run) but you may not be so
fortunate.
So i have made it possible for you to see what
these
guys have to offer. I picked the CUTEST, MOST BUILT
GUYS imaginable!!! I like tall guys so I have a
bunch of them. Black guys, athletic guys, muscle
bound bodybuilders...I have them all!!
I HAVE THE
MOST OUTRAGEOUS
MOMENTS EVER CAPTURED ON A NAKED MILE VIDEO.
Wait till you see my spectacular footage of the
"Naked Man Doing a Naked Handstand Across a Busy
Street" (You'll see why I insist my hot dog always
comes with a bun!)
My shot of the cute, cut, naked guy twirling around
on top
of the cube ( a campus landmark) is destined to be
a video classic. (at least it should be!)
I consider my video to be fun, exciting and most
of
all educational. It answers all those questions
you've been dying to know...Like, Is there really an
inverse relationship between body length and the
length of...well...you know!
How about the "black guy" question? Is there a
way you can settle this in your mind once and for
all??? Personally, I've already done my field
research on the subject. But for those of you who
haven't yet, I've got it all on video for you to
size up...frame by frame.
This is the most unique video you will ever see, the
future doctors, lawyers and
astronauts of the world, one gorgeous guy after
another, all completely naked for
you to check out thoroughly in complete privacy.
Who knows, you might have a shot of a future
senator in his birthday suit!
The University of Michigan was always a great
place to find a husband. Now it's even better
because of the Naked Mile. You can see whether that
future husband of yours really is bringing home the
bacon!
As I always say, If you can't try before you buy,
at least spy before you buy!
This is the best video you could possibly show at a
bachelorette party. Trust me...let your VCR
gobble up this tape and you'll have the happiest
campers in the world. So I hope you enjoy THE MEN
OF THE NAKED MILE. If so, drop me a line and...let's
chat!!
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RUNNING TIME - 120 MINUTES.
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COST - $74.95
RUNNING TIME - 55 MINUTES.
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COST - $59.95
RUNNING TIME - 175 MINUTES.
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COST - $120