DO YOU LIKE NAKED MEN AS
MUCH AS I DO?????
Tired of all those Naked Mile videos out there just showing you a group of naked women???
I mean, like, how many breasts do you have to see before you just gag and say "boring!!!"
But cute naked guys are a whole different story!
I can watch them...ummm... all day long!!!
So I have prepared a specially edited raw footage tape of the cutest, most adorable buff college guys running totally naked.
You know it's got to a point where I won't even date a guy until I've either seen him run the Naked Mile or caught him on my video.
If you're like me and been greatly disappointed once too often after it was too late, you should be able to appreciate my position.
Of course I have the advantage of being a recent University of Michigan alum, and still live near the Ann Arbor area (where the Naked Mile is run) but you may not be so fortunate.
So i have made it possible for you to see what these guys have to offer. I picked the CUTEST, MOST BUILT GUYS imaginable!!!
I like tall guys so I have a bunch of them. Black guys, athletic guys, muscle bound bodybuilders...I have them all!!
I HAVE THE MOST OUTRAGEOUS MOMENTS EVER CAPTURED ON A NAKED MILE VIDEO.
Wait till you see my spectacular footage of the "Naked Man Doing a Naked Handstand Across a Busy Street"
(You'll see why I insist my hot dog always comes with a bun!)
My shot of the cute, cut, naked guy twirling around on top of the cube ( a campus landmark) is destined to be a video classic. (at least it should be!)
I consider my video to be fun, exciting and most of all educational.
It answers all those questions you've been dying to know...Like, Is there really an inverse relationship between body length and the length of...well...you know!
How about the "black guy" question? Is there a way you can settle this in your mind once and for all???
Personally, I've already done my field research on the subject. But for those of you who haven't yet, I've got it all on video for you to size up...frame by frame.
This is the most unique video you will ever see, the future doctors, lawyers and astronauts of the world, one gorgeous guy after another, all completely naked for you to check out thoroughly in complete privacy.
Who knows, you might have a shot of a future senator in his birthday suit!
The University of Michigan was always a great place to find a husband. Now it's even better because of the Naked Mile. You can see whether that future husband of yours really is bringing home the bacon!
As I always say, If you can't try before you buy, at least spy before you buy!
This is the best video you could possibly show at a bachelorette party.
Trust me...let your VCR gobble up this tape and you'll have the happiest campers in the world.
So I hope you enjoy THE MEN OF THE NAKED MILE. If so, drop me a line and...let's chat!!
FREEGIRL'S MEN OF THE NAKED MILE
RUNNING TIME - 55 MINUTES.
THE MEN OF THE NAKED MILE
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